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#41
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Hilarious!!! love the terrorist comment.hahaha. i like how for a split second you think he's going to get serious about the sale but then comeback with killing charlies. hahaha think he'll trade me for my Super Awesome Tyte Style Nuke Power'd Usdm 1Jz Mk3? it's FDA approved.

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HILARIOUS. ENOUGH SAID

#43
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Wow Albert.... The wife and I read it...

(We both started to smile here)
"Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back."

"Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your d**** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious."

"Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast." - (Full on laughter about here..)

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes." -Cried so hard laughing it took 5 min to read the rest...)

Many may thanks for this post hahah

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http://phoenix.craig...2764197722.html
I'm being forced to sell my parts and send the car to the recycler unless you want to buy the whole car. This has to happen today or I am taking it to the crusher. If you need any parts. Let me know as soon as possible. Vehicle still runs, the transmission is toast. It's a manual, not a turbo engine. Pretty good interior for being original and 1987. Let me know what you need.

#45
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Jeff, on 22 December 2011 - 01:33 AM, said:

http://phoenix.craig...2764197722.html
I'm being forced to sell my parts and send the car to the recycler unless you want to buy the whole car. This has to happen today or I am taking it to the crusher. If you need any parts. Let me know as soon as possible. Vehicle still runs, the transmission is toast. It's a manual, not a turbo engine. Pretty good interior for being original and 1987. Let me know what you need.



haha still $1k isn't bad for it. do a swap in it and it's would be golden! always wanted an rx7 even if it's the older gens

#46
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Title says Toyota Supra pictures show FC....

#47
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lol http://phoenix.craig...2855649868.html

#48
Jeff

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Taylor.. next time copy the whole listing so people can still view even after the add has been deleted....
toyota supra - $8200

Date: 2012-02-16, 9:38PM MST
Reply to: xxpd8-2855649868@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am selling my 1994 toyota supra as a shell. So it does not have a engine transmission or rearend. It has an 8.5 second NHRA certified roll cage made from chromally. The engine bay and interior of the shell is painted gloss black however the rest of the car is still white as you can see. The rear fenders have been modifed to fit wider wheels and tires whether you want it for a street car or a track car. The rear cradle has solid rearend mounts which is a plus if your planing on making quit a bit of power with it. The car has a clean title and is in great shape no rust no body damage. It will come with 98 headlights and tail lights. The interior has been reapholstered so its in great condition, however i sold the front seats to a friend of mine because i was just going to by after market. Which I'm kinda regreting now. Needless to say i don't want to get rid of it but im forced to. I've owend four supras now and it's by far my favorit one but unfortunintly sometimes the toys have to go. call or text 602-503-6297
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I have a 2JZ-GE straight from Japan outta a 94 toyota aristo aka lexus gs300, has low compression so rings are bad, started taking off the valve covers and cams, then i realized, i dont need it. My intentions were to rebuild it and boost it and throw it in a mk3 supra or do something nasty with it like a sand rail or my honda. well heres the vin JT8JS47E2R0079139 the reason so cheap is because it needs a rebuild and it doesnt have a transmission or exhaust manifold. it does have harness and intake manifolds and lil nuts and bolts and cam shaft caps. So price is 650 or best offer 623-202-6700 not looking to trade unless the item is right other than that cash preferably.

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#50
sideways

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its a ge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#51
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Jeff, on 29 February 2012 - 08:14 PM, said:

Taylor.. next time copy the whole listing so people can still view even after the add has been deleted....
toyota supra - $8200

Date: 2012-02-16, 9:38PM MST
Reply to: xxpd8-2855649868@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I am selling my 1994 toyota supra as a shell. So it does not have a engine transmission or rearend. It has an 8.5 second NHRA certified roll cage made from chromally. The engine bay and interior of the shell is painted gloss black however the rest of the car is still white as you can see. The rear fenders have been modifed to fit wider wheels and tires whether you want it for a street car or a track car. The rear cradle has solid rearend mounts which is a plus if your planing on making quit a bit of power with it. The car has a clean title and is in great shape no rust no body damage. It will come with 98 headlights and tail lights. The interior has been reapholstered so its in great condition, however i sold the front seats to a friend of mine because i was just going to by after market. Which I'm kinda regreting now. Needless to say i don't want to get rid of it but im forced to. I've owend four supras now and it's by far my favorit one but unfortunintly sometimes the toys have to go. call or text 602-503-6297
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sideways, on 12 March 2012 - 09:58 AM, said:

I have a 2JZ-GE straight from Japan outta a 94 toyota aristo aka lexus gs300, has low compression so rings are bad, started taking off the valve covers and cams, then i realized, i dont need it. My intentions were to rebuild it and boost it and throw it in a mk3 supra or do something nasty with it like a sand rail or my honda. well heres the vin JT8JS47E2R0079139 the reason so cheap is because it needs a rebuild and it doesnt have a transmission or exhaust manifold. it does have harness and intake manifolds and lil nuts and bolts and cam shaft caps. So price is 650 or best offer 623-202-6700 not looking to trade unless the item is right other than that cash preferably.
  • Location: avondale
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did i miss the fails here? i'm feeling kinda dumb if i missed them.

#52
Clint

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The price for the jacked up ge engine.

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#53
sideways

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you can get ge's at the junkyard for 300

#54
George

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ahh haha. i saw you putting emphasis on the GE!!!!!! and i was liek he mentioned it was a GE and got confused.

#55
SeanEeboY1993

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haha craigslist...

#56
George

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i'm just waiting for one of my CL post to come up here... lol

#57
Clint

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Car is in excellent conditions brand new stage 2 Clutch must drive it to feel the power on it's 1jz v6 twin turbo engine.I hate to let go but I really need $$$ serious buyers only call me at 818-714-4652.twin turbo 5 speed.

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O_o one hell of a skinny v6...

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Clint, on 25 March 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:

Car is in excellent conditions brand new stage 2 Clutch must drive it to feel the power on it's 1jz v6 twin turbo engine.I hate to let go but I really need $$$ serious buyers only call me at 818-714-4652.twin turbo 5 speed.

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O_o one hell of a skinny v6...

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Man I wouldnt buy that thing.. I hate the sound of v6's





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